Monday, January 31, 2011

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DON DIAL TUESDAY 25 JANUARY 2011

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COLUMBIA RADIO (Sunday, 16 January-After the game Lemon FC-UCR): "Coming from Buenos Aires are used at sea level." (He said the Argentine player Steven Mora FC Ismael Gómez Limón).

"Buenos Aires has no sea." (He said the respondent).

sea was a very bare! ... Ocean and water soccer!
NEWS (Channel 11 Friday, 14 January-6: 03 pm): "Recommend not to bring animals in heat to the ceilings."

"Not fitters and assemblers in the same condition?
NR6 (Channel 6-Tuesday, 18 January-7: 20 pm): "Duvalier returned to Haiti. "

Figuerillos Duvalier What?, When you return?
OUR VOICE (Radio Monumental-Monday 17 January-7: 05 am): "I am very OPEN MIND." (Amelia Rueda).

Wow! But OPEN BOOK, right?
THE ASYLUM OF LAUGHTER (Radio Omega-Monday, 17 January): "The man has not paid to Universal." (Emeterio referring to Camilo).

Still the angry folk-literary-biographical "in" The Library of Alexandria?
the same mantra (Sunday, 16 January-107.1 FM): The old song "death" to the good people of Carlos "The Cannon" Gonzalez who, thankfully, is alive and "Caramel."

Tip: Put a funeral to "Turu" as a very suitable partner.

Moreover, to be called "Funeral The Absent Dead."

DAILY EXTRA (Wednesday, 19 January): "I want to see Shakira." (Manuel Obregón).

very "cultural" the minister said.

LOKOMIX SPORTS (Directors: Pedro Arguedas and Solis-Berny Heredia Radio, 890 AM, Sunday, 16 January-4: 45 pm): "I began to sweat like a crab." (UNDAF Carlos Torres).

How will sweat pisuicas crabs?
PALCO SPORTS (Saturday, 15 January-America Radio, 780 AM): "I hurt by La Volpe." (Leroy Sherrie Lewis).

With two million a day that should not be hurting anything is precisely to "The Fox." Total: That we are Whiners. PARALLEL

10 (Wednesday, 19 January-107.1 FM-Director: Enrico Villegas-3: 35 pm): "Mr. Giuntini. The glory must be respected and you should wear your hair shorter and aseadito lavadito. " (Luis Roberto Benavides). Having

hairy: You must use Angel Raphael to let him so well corrongo is flush with the glorious team Fiore and keep your Technical body seems to "Rolling Stone".

THIS IS THE THING (Radio Monumental Wednesday, 19 January). "I do not ask me or my name."

Dear Sir, Your name is Alberto Cañas Escalante.

On the same show: "When our dear friend ... what's his name?" (Alvaro Fernandez).

Mr. Fernandez: It was called Guillermo Villegas and his partner program for several years.

"appears" that the distinguished gentlemen are "half scrubbed" of memory.

However, the program remains interesting, entertaining and instructive.

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DON DIAL TUESDAY 18 JANUARY 2011

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DON EARLY 2011 (1):
HERE'S THE THING (Radio Monumental January 2-Sunday-7: 35 am-Repeat): "This is an isolated island" . (The scholar Alberto Canas). He dropped the sapote. You chispoteó. It was a simple error INSULATED a lime quarry.

TeleNoticias (Saturday, 1 January-7: 06 pm): "The dismissal of the end of year was not very happy for three people involved in a traffic accident." (In the voice of Marcelo Castro). Do not say, what a boys more "retail"!
THE VOICE OF THE TAXI DRIVER (Thursday January 6, National Radio, 101.5 FM-10: 40 pm): "That Diego Estrada goes to Deportivo Saprissa is a premise that we are here long ago." (Alex Coto).

The premise is first for Alex Coto home where, of course. TWO

creatures

ADELANTADÍSIMAS: Intruder (Friday, January 7-Channel 11-8:03 pm): "I am very glad and happy because in three months my birthday." (The piernuda ... blonde?). What adelantadita

the creature to push presents!
VOX FM (105.5 FM, Saturday 1 January-12: 55 pm): A plaintive Any name Núñez announcer wished the audience a Happy New Year ELEVEN TWELVE THOUSAND (12,011).

Adelantadísima is little!
SPORTS AND MORE (Rain Forest Radio, 960 AM): In this very special program WALTER hear things like weight and Games.

These are not developed, are completely backward.

ARBITRATION AND MUCH MORE (Tuesday, 11 January-America Radio, 780 AM-4: 55 pm): "The president of Real Madrid and I have a very good friendship." (Miguel Angel Aguero). Jupa

large, boasting similar.

THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE (Giant Radio, 800 AM, Thursday, 5 January): The brave citizen Roberto Mora made some very serious allegations in relation to debtors with the CCSS. Only the State owes to the institution 25 billion colones. What that money has been listed workers?, What do the members about it?: Nothing, as usual. Are indebted also to "The Box" well-known businessmen and politicians. Who is particularly interested in this vital institution disappear? Good for
Roberto Mora and the program, those things should not be in a very suspicious mystery. What would happen to public health without "The Box" knowing that the poor can not resort to expensive private clinics?
STRAIGHT TALK (Radio Columbia, January 10): Vilma Ibarra Constantino Urcuyo got back to that day and spoke very clearly YES. But will the government will pay attention to the valuable comments made?: Of course not.

PHILOSOPHY OF DON DIAL: "Political in power, is someone who is by arrogance, not listening or watching."

NEWS (Channel 11 Thursday, 13 January-6: 45 pm): "I do not know to where I want to take you." (He said Luis Perez, Director of Icod, the journalist Yessenia Alvarado).

The truth about the new National Stadium, about we get all Costa Ricans. Is it that in this blessed country can not be something clear and without doubt?
DIARIO EXTRA (Thursday, 13 January): "Closed Churrería Manolos with roaches and filth."

"Marcos Boza, Rapaport, Ramos, Sancho," Cototoy, Armando Gonzalez and The Machaco "frequent visitors to that business, will not tickle feeling in my stomach as cockroaches swimming in brown?
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Is Impetigo Same In Dogs As Humans?

DON DIAL TUESDAY JANUARY 4 2011

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SUMMARY OF YEAR END 2010 (1): THIS IS THE THING
(Radio Monumental-Wednesday, 8 December-3: 20 pm): "I remembered a poem in the shower ". (Fernando Durán Ayanegui).

And what was your hands busy while taking a shower and remembered the poem? EXTRA
NEWS CHANNEL 42 (Wednesday, 22 December-10: 05 pm): "We now expect the permits from the Ministry of Health." (Johnny Araya).

Permitting "means giving permission for an activity linked Zoology with caps?
Intruder (Friday December 10-Channel 11-8:10 pm): "I like!" (Thelma Darkins).

What is tacky lady! TAXIS
CR (107.1 FM, Thursday, 16 December-11: 45 pm): The director of this program, Alexis Retana, spoke of a book that he says is called "Oscar Ramirez."

mejengas "literary-footballing Playing with" MARCOS RAMIREZ?
THE Chinaman (Channel 7, Saturday 18 December-9: 40 pm): "Get you a homonym for anyone to realize that you are." (He said the Colombian Gustavo Peláez to "Shakira" Hoffman). Did you mean

ANONYMOUS. And that plays lively and "cool."

COFFEE NEWS (Sinai Radio, 103.9 FM, Tuesday, 7 December-5: 35 pm): "The Minister of Sports in cockroach wings from the hokum he said in Poland." (Richard Molina).

OF POLAND TO MONACO is a huge distance, but in both places our officers can talk nonsense without causing surprise.

COLUMBIA NEWS (Saturday December 25th-8: 15 am): "in the top few horses other horses go up." (Arturo Cartín).

Horses always go up "cultural and traditional jumos." With exceptions, of course.

NO NAME TIME (Monday, 20 December-104.3 FM-5: 05 pm): "That mae of Marin is a beast and an animal!" (Gabriela Gonzalez, referring to soccer player Luis Marín).

Again, the lady shows "glamor".

NEWS (Radio Columbia-Thursday, 23 December-8: 50 am): "The Bicycle Tour in Costa Rica is good because you spoke." (I said Marco Tulio "El Abuelo" Failure to Javier Rojas).

What kind of frog, bigger than Cieneguita River toads from Puerto Limon! OPINION
(where also his mind-107.1 FM-Friday, 24 December-5: 15 pm): According to Jorge Sancho, with the Chinese stage we are in all the upcoming world championships and even doing more than four games in each.

talkers Do you really believe that our mejengas football fans are extraordinary and are expressed as unreal because they live in this activity? Good question.

THE Chinaman (Channel 7-Wednesday, 29 December-7: 35 pm): The fat Zelaya told some jokes that are probably the oldest in the history of world humor. It is an abuse

viewers bored by lack of inventiveness and creativity. Will that come very cheap or they are simply victims of the hearing?
DIARIO EXTRA (Wednesday, 29 December): "I miss the rice." (Yosimar Arias a few days in Mexico). Quite what

tico, tico very far.

The "Summary End of Year 2010" will continue.

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DON DIAL TUESDAY 11 JANUARY 2011

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SUMMARY OF YEAR END 2010 (2):
THE Chinaman (Thursday, 30 December-7: 55 pm-Channel 7): "Ask the Hotel for Dogs as Deportivo Saprissa coach. (Jair "The Cross"). Disproportionate

, disrespectful and lacking of intelligent creativity. For things like that now nicknamed him "Stand Up Comedy." Television is becoming the home of people very uncontrolled and misdirected.

CHANNEL 6 (Saturday, 25 December-5: 45 pm-Corrida humans and bulls): A poor editor was raised as a chuica by an angry bull and one of the farmers (winners) to encourage the boy gave him ... 10 000 colones!
wasteful care is ruined! ... With that was not enough to bruised or for "rubbing alcohol"!. Intruder

(Channel 11-8:02 pm): "Today is Wednesday 29 December, the navel of the Week." (One name piernudas Johana).

According to the theory that girl, as the days go past, Friday should be "intimate part of the week."

IN A MORNING (Friday December 31-Column "Eyes Open"): "The air of freshness came with Randall Vargas and Jorge Martinez Repretel Teletica."

"Seven Stars is the program the country ever produced."

So badly wrong is the national television?
IS IT TRUE?: We reported many people to watch broadcasts of bullfights and humans in peace, without having to listen to nonsense in series, will nullify the audio to the TV. Don Dial

did not work ... for reasons only, just for that.

NEWS (Radio Columbia): In December, the political scientist fashion, Claudio Alpizar, we discovered a new buzzword: "POBRETÓLOGOS."

But he said nothing of "DINEROTÓLOGOS", "PERICOTÓLOGOS", "GOBIERNOTÓLOGOS", "SAPRITÓLOGOS", "ARIASTÓLOGOS Y RODRIGOTÓLOGOS."

girl that "IMPARCIALTÓLOGO" and "IMAGINATÓLOGO"!
THE "REVOLT" BIKE TO CR: It caused several scheduling problems for independent radio producers. Not respected even if they pay dearly for their spaces. ALVAREZ

TWO: "The First Lady of transmissions bullfighting." (He told Christian Nassar).

Will confuse a government with a boñiguero?
IN TeleNoticias (Friday December 31, evening edition): "I have a veritable feast of bullfighting."

Not suitable for vegetarians?
reproaches and unethical: It was what they did at Channel 6 to imitate "Porcionzón" knowing who was in the running of the bulls and humans with Channel 7.

Also, do not realize that one is enough and to spare?
IN A MORNING (Tuesday, 21 December): "Do ACAM called for more support from radio." Useless

: This is achieved legislating laws, there is no other possible way.

CANAL 33 (Saturday, 18 December-Party-CR-El Salvador U-20): "Machalá, Machala, Machala" (That was one of the technical comments Everardo Herrera). Very

scientific "Throat"!
Next week: "Early 2011."

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predictions 2011 (3): Shakira
visit the country and give lessons in "Belly Dance" Laurie. A Oscarito not for obvious reasons.

efforts will increase in January and not just intellectuals.

Oscarito begin in 2011 lamenting the following form. "Aaayyy, the founder of mankind was broken three Evas!" Camilo Rodríguez
write a book about his experiences of marriage. Mauricio Hoffman

continue believing "Shakira." Justo Orozco

continue proclaiming the miracle of the fishes and loaves ... political debt to his political party very heavenly! Gloria Valerín
also run for "Miss Teen International, but is rejected on the verge.

Daniel Ortega Calero say that the island has always been owned by Robinson Crusoe and "Friday" was named Pastor.

The piernudas of "intruders" are not presenters of the "Nobel Prizes."

politiquillos Many continue to use the figure of Don Pepe as a crutch.

Laurita Rodriguez will continue "caritas" on television. Carlos Alvarez will

believing a intelectualazo and Jair ("The Cross") than a genius Charlie Chaplin.

During the next birthday "Trompo Loco" will be provided with serum, to prevent irreparable physical damage.

Julio Rodriguez will be adviser Laurie to become the new Dalai Lama's spiritual adviser.

The 40 people who always call the radio, will always be 40 (no one died).

The jet set news concur always massively at the opening of bars and restaurants to eat free.

fewer books were sold and more booze.

Eugenio Rodríguez ("Airplane") continue by saying: "Club Sport Herediano ... now I will!" Carlos Emilio BETETA
silicones will last name. Hernán Morales

use "3 in 1 Oil" in the throat to "unlock".

10 000 models appear "Zorricónicas" more. The reggaeton ticos

Pablo Neruda continue believing and talking about "lyrical."

The foreign artistillas continue taking the little money that remains national. Guido Sáenz

continue longing for the old structure Chopin and the National Stadium. Beto

Cañas Alvaro Fernandez continues to tell "their glorious exploits of 48."

Championships "national" baseball team will continue winning techniques.

Our sports delegations will be a failure abroad.

Leonel Bermudez Jimenez and continue Alban selling books.

Oscar Lopez put a "rent a luxury car."

We have shown in three columns to predict in Costa Rica is extremely easy.

We wish you a prosperous 2011, but we predict it will be impossible with the kind of politicians we have.

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prediction 2011 (2): Villanueva

premiere legislative building and that will greatly happy, extremely happy. Guillermo Zúñiga

his seat and nothing will be lost.

Rodrigo Pinto will also win his and Limón. Viviana Martín

dental surgery will be done to "grin."

arrive no less than two thousand people to lie on burned and "legislative committees." Lobito

continue singing. Pilo

Obando NOT BE beatified.

Omega Radio People for the hundredth time to bring "La Sonora Santanera."

The "Twins Sterling sued for selling Musmanni Patis. Edgar Silva

not encourage the awards "Oscar".

"The Cañero" Narrator WILL NOT bullfighting from "La Monumental in Mexico."

Rico Rodriguez will continue to speak as a cobbler. Figuerillos

not return to the country even if I beg Laurita.

continue listening to the radio for the completion of 666 daily miracles.

"Tithing" will increase from 10 to 30% for inflation ... stomach of preachers.

Chef Emeril Lagasse Rafael continue believing in Channel 33. Deportivo Saprissa

pateón continue to "Mole Poblano."

Many "Mariachis" return to it in the next PUSC elections may do very ugly with the PAC and the ML.

educators continue complaining about wage arrears. Garnier

continue antireligious.

Otto's beautiful ex-girlfriend WILL be very happy now.

Our analysts (not Analist) boring political will by all means of communication where we admire the chuppah.

Our "military analysts" (not Analist) will continue talking to him "Pancho Lopez": They are very small but they play the bullies. Maribel Guardia

come back to the "Festival of Lights" premiering silicone reinforced with cement.

The Minister of Sports will continue to throw the javelin at a racecourse. Vilma Ibarra

continue with his program "Speaking Bizarre."

Our youth continue to believe that happiness is sitting in a can of beer.

Banton and Toledo will continue to believe Harry Belafonte and Bob Marley. Maricruz

Lewis will be named "Officer of the Fire Siren and bomblets."

predicted in Costa Rica continues to be facilitated, facilitated.

(continued).

ATTENTION: SPECIAL PROGRAM "national agenda" (96.3 FM RADIO CENTRAL-SUN 7 TO 8 PM):
SUNDAY 26 DECEMBER: "BENNY MORE: THE GIANTS BOWLING AND BANDS."

SUNDAY, JANUARY 2: "THE TRUE STORY OF BOLERO RANCHERO." THEY ARE NOT

predictions are realities.

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DON DIAL TUESDAY 7 DECEMBER 2010

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Bronze, Bronze and more tanned: TV GUIDE (Sunday, 28 November): "Eden car rides."

Close to the national press for a bully, arrogant, a liar and invaders of our territory and the wrong time ... only happens in Costa Rica! TAXIS
CR (Tuesday, 30 November-107.1 FM-11: 10 pm): "Keep praying that all this wisdom that God gave me to continue in effect." (Gilbert, "The Modesto" Ureña, leader of the taxi drivers).

In this country there every AMADEUS! Another
with wheels and steering wheel:
THE VOICE OF THE TAXI DRIVER (National Radio, 101.5 FM, Tuesday, 30 November-11: 05 pm): "The program Skinning the Eye are not consistent, well coordinated not know, it's pathetic that people hear. " (Alex Coto).

We disagree with this view as severe. "Skinning the Eye" (Radio Monumental), fulfills his mission to entertain and amuse with talent. Of course, excluding the times when they become "too complacent" with some political figures are bound by "the workplace", something too common in our broadcasting, unfortunately.

"Whoever is free from flattery and accommodations, cast the first sentence."

Intruder (Channel 11 Tuesday, 30 November-8: 05 pm): "Here came the astrologer Mario Vanucci and told us a lot of things, but did not catch any. " (One of the presenters piernudas).

At least I told the truth to Mario Vanucci: Do not stick a.

On the same program (8:08 pm): Another piernudas told Enrique Rodriguez ("Money"-Channel 6) who walks playing petulant.

Do you realize?, Said two truths within three minutes, a record Farandulera!
NR6 (Friday, November 19-Channel 6): "This BOLERO characterized by composers such as Ricardo Mora and Ray Tico." (A pretty clueless journalist referring to "The Swing Criollo" or "pirates").

Pedagogically it out of ignorance as follows:
1): Obviously you are a journalist who does not know the difference between a dance and a musical genre.

2): Consider the compositions of Ricardo Mora and Ray Tico as promoters of the dance, is an unacceptable lack of respect for the memory of two local musical unforgettable characters.

3): The most common music for dancing that is known as "Cumbia Sonidera."

4): This dance is a musical mutation of "Swing" U.S., a major element of the "Jazz" and we can locate it since 1930.

5): Of course, great ability to dance "The Swing Criollo" with the regulars to classrooms is their great merit, do not use or add anything else.

IN A MORNING: "Jair Cruz for the Chinaman." (What a historic achievement!).

seems that the strategy of television is that the radio will disseminate its activities without the use innocent realize. Quality is what matters least.

PALCO SPORTS (Radio America 780 AM-Wednesday, 1 December-1: 20 pm): "I was chauffeur Maturana." (Leroy Sherrie Lewis).

"Our friend asked the same bretecito with The Beat (" The Fox ") using co-pilot to "Tavo" Retana?
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DON DIAL TUESDAY 14 DECEMBER 2010

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predictions 2011 (1):
No one will win the 25 million TV Mejenga. SAN

Licola continue giving to the coup the largest salary. Laurita

will remain popular for the conflict with Nicaragua. Nothing more.

Oscarito continue believing the king the Universe.

"Intruder" will remain an insignificant gossip program. Rene Barboza

desnalgado continue. Camilo Rodríguez

published 50 books. Beto

continue scolding Cañas Alvaro Fernandez and Javier Rojas Amador Diogenes.

Porcionzón The jokes continue to cause tears.

radio programs for young people will remain Vulgarone. Our football will

bad.

The coup will not leave the country but be reminded of the mother. Otton

return the country to announce his candidacy presidential.

Rafael Angel Calderon Fournier return from the clouds to do the same. Rodrigo Arias

continue to seek "a million friends."

Caldera Highway to continue damaged.

The UCR team fall. Emperor Li

continue in the FEDEFUT.

Box will prescribe acetaminophen.

Albino Vargas and Gilbert Brown will remain sindicalistos. Amelia Rueda

continue crowing.

The poor will stay poor and pistudos, pistudos. The Colombian Peláez

continue vulgarizing the radio.

fuels continue to rise in price.

ask taxi drivers increased fares.

our funny jokes will still be shot on the Internet.

Chinese stadium will be opened with a massive presence of bomblets.

The techniques continue to say "puej." Pastora

continue with his cap backwards as Carajillo.

Mayor's Chinatown will release a strong smell of chorizo \u200b\u200b... Chinese. The radio

50 programs and will go away 50 others.

Panorama of Canara continue as boring as ever.

In Lemon the carnival will still not produce profits.

The celebration of Palmares consume 100 million birr. Deputy Víquez

continue bald ("ideologically?). Rep. Walter

Céspedes continue saying that "Luisito Diarrhea" stole the elections in the Central Canton of Limon. Otto and Oscarito

brides debut.

Do you realize how easy it is to predict the future in Costa Rica?
continue.

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DON DIAL TUESDAY 30 NOVEMBER 2010

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PUBLIC (English newspaper) reported that Toni Garrido and Xosé Castro's radio program "Proper Case" together a series of blunders from listeners and a book published this material . Following are some examples of its contents:
"I will investigate my tree gynecologist." (Genealogy).

"I'm going to take a year SAFAR. (Sabbath).

"I could not call because I had a SKIN HEAD." (Sprain).

"I come to take my son to PEDERAST." (Pediatrician).

"was presented in the ER with a sperm blown up." (Swollen testicle).

"The lady can not sign and asked if I could put GENITAL THEIR MARK." (Fingerprint or fingerprint).

"I bought a TV a poultice." (Plasma).

Do you realize?: We are not alone!
Now let's get on with it:
NEWS (Channel 11 Tuesday, 23 November-6: 50 pm): "The arrival of pubic hair is of concern in children." (Paul Ulloa). These

PUBIC HAIR not public, boy.

NEWS (Radio Columbia-Friday, 19 November-11: 55 am): "Yesterday we passed the DOME OF THE CATREDRAL ALAJUELA." (Javier Rojas).

Commander: Beware of a severe drop!
HERE'S THE THING (Radio Monumental Tuesday, 23 November-3: 10 pm): "We warn CONTROL TOWER TO BE CUT COMMERCIAL. (Fernando Durán Ayanegui).

Have turned the radio on a plane?
IN A MORNING (Friday, 19 November-Column "Eyes Open"): "Let the TV so imprisoned." (Referring to one commentator futbolero).

Not found another title appropriate and least "coloriento?
NR6 (Channel 6-Monday, 22 November-7: 22 pm): "For more money to put Venezuela and Iran to make a canal, Nicaraguan rulers stolen." (Álvaro Ramos).

calm, calm, we support our country with wisdom, intelligence and by the established laws.

RADIO NEWS AMERICA (Monday, 22 November-780 AM-5: 05 pm): "They will create safe TOREROS OF bullfighting."

And for those involved in bullfighting bullfighting no?
IN A MORNING (Wednesday, 24 November): "Some 51% disapprove hiring La Volpe and 33% approve. " Lighter

not sing or Plácido Domingo. These contracts are offensive to disproportionate million six hundred thousand poor people living in this underdeveloped country. The only people who are as crazy with the hiring of La Volpe journalists are classic tangos and dances argentinófilos tops in dirty fingernails.

COLUMBIA RADIO (Wednesday, 24 November-4: 10 pm): "Here are JÚLIBU reactions" (Arturo Cartín). So many gave

jubilation after the ruling in relation to the mine Crucitas. The editor of this column as well. The

demonstrated that even JÚLIBU were few independent radio producers in advance of the decision had already sold their souls to pisuicas by a fucking ad. They only showed and will continue, with no principles.

TIME NO NAME ("Top 40"-Wednesday 24 November-5: 45 pm): "I Sabanilla mayoral" (Pelaez). Sabanilla

not Canton but not in Colombia, slimy.

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DON DIAL TUESDAY 23 NOVEMBER 2010

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MONUMENTAL RADIO (93.5 FM, Sunday, 14 November-2: 35 pm): "There are people stuck in football has kicked NI NO ONE IN A BAG LORA." (Leonardo Cordero).

What cruelty, asked that in football there are people who walk kicking little parrots stuffed into bags!
THE ASYLUM OF LAUGHTER (Radio Omega-Wednesday, 17 November-6: 40 am): "Enough of such PEROLATA" (Carlos Alvarez).

-LATA BUT ... "That is as you said." Rant ... "That: You do not have said."

SPORT EXPRESS (107.1 FM, Wednesday, 17 November-7: 36 am): "Here we see Carlos Castro touching the door with a twenty colones coin." ("The Black" Enriquez).

"The Black" is the only human being who sees the sounds produced by a coin collector.

What horny! LOKOMIX
SPORTS (Heredia Radio, 890 AM, Sunday, 14 November-3: 35 pm): "I am going to international news: In Mexico, Morelia three and the other team I do not remember, three." (Gilbert Mora).

Is it because things like that that Pedro Arguedas says "mare E 'Park?
ARBITRATION AND MORE (America Radio, 780 AM-Friday, 12 November-4: 35 pm): "I live in Washington A PAIR OF THE WHITE HOUSE." (Arias from Ibo USA).

can live anywhere in the world ... and will remain tico!
TeleNoticias (Friday, 12 November-7: 35 pm): Laura Rodriguez took his beautiful language to a dog who replied by showing her long tongue, which caused the hostess came out in the race.

Laurita Beauty fears long tongues! ... What a shame! TOPICS OF FRIGHT
(New section fights, intrigues and scares):
CHANNEL 13 (Friday, 12 November): While some private television channels broadcasting the major session of the OAS, the state channel showed the Argentinian Oscar Lopez laughing foolishly.

What peeled!, How bad the SINART! DNA
TODAY (Tuesday, 16 November-6: 35 am-90.7 FM): "At the end of the day, Eden Pastora's just a shark fisherman." (Abel Pacheco). "According Abelito

, Eden Pastora is dredging the Río San Juan (Tico), is fishing sharks? Don Abelito
always so friendly and witty! Is it reliable defense of our sovereignty is in the hands of politicians? Simple preguntilla.

TELETICA SPORTS (Wednesday, November 17-CR-Party Jamaica): Begins LODERDI FORT actions. " (Daniel Quirós).

mozote meant

The Fort Lauderdale. Does it cost too much to say just in Florida?
IN THE SAME TRANSMISSION: Three minutes after the game started, Everardo Herrera said "the Costa Rican team had many ideas in my head." Are people Teletica Sports has not yet realized that the coup "was already married" Repretel? Wake up! A congratulatory
: For Leda Maruja García and Ramírez to repudiate the popularization of radio and scold in the program "Al Rojo Vivo" (107.1) to those who wish to do so by telephone. Outside the national broadcasting filth!
STREET BY BITTERNESS (107.1 F.M.-Viernes 19 de noviembre-9:40 a.m.): “Villanueva tiene en la barra de prensa legislativa a Arturo Kobac como espía”. (El diputado del PAC, Claudio Monge).

¡Ya se apearon al “Agente Solo-Solo-Siete Arturo Kobac”!
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DON DIAL TUESDAY 16 NOVEMBER 2010

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SIMPLE PREGUNTILLA:
¿Una emisora costarricense de radio que transmita noticiarios nicaragüenses no es como un “Caballo de Troya” metido en nuestro país en los momentos menos adecuados?
A algunos inocentones funcionarios de nuestro gobierno les pasa un jumbo jet por la jupa and even the ruffles. Wake useless!
IN A MORNING (Wednesday, 10 November): "Costa Rica is the victim of a foreign military invasion." (Rene Castro, Minister of Foreign Affairs). MILITARY

Nicas, Minister. Diplomacy is not cowardice.

OF HITTING THE RUNNING AND:
CONTACT SPORTS (Heredia Radio, 890 AM, Thursday, 4 November-11: 10 am): "Many programs AM SEE BELOW THE SHOULDER. (Glen Montero).

Will Come from "armpits" or armpits?
THE NEWS (Tuesday, 9 November-5: 45 pm-Channel 11): "The player lets the ball SUBTLE in the ring. " (Fabian Bourbon referring to "a basket"). What boy

more subtle and poetic!
the discordant. (FIRST COMPILATION):
THE MICRO ("Los 40 Principales", Friday, October 15): "Today we're going to teach you how to clean the anus to the dogs, but that must be left to grow a fingernail to remove the nursemaid. " (Jair Cruz). Unpleasant

and eschatological!
THE MORNING SHOW (103.1 FM-Friday, 29 October-7: 45 am): "In Siquirres is a monkey who becomes a witch and when they throw salt is converted into anything." (A listener by la vía telefónica).

¿Qué fumó ese muchacho tan temprano?
El miércoles 3 de noviembre a uno de los conductores de ese ¿programa? le dio un raro ataque de risa y otro dijo: “Este mae viene bien pijeado”.

LA HORA SIN NOMBRE (Lunes 1 de noviembre-“Los 40 Principales”-5:55 p.m.): “LA LACRA de mi mamá me vistió de Campanita”. (El colombo Gustavo Peláez).

RADIO PROGRESIVA: ¿Es donde tratan a la propia madre de LACRA?
EN EL MISMO PROGRAMA (Lunes 13 de setiembre-5:45 p.m.): “Vamos al corte comercial porque me estoy orinando”. (Gabriela González).

¡Qué the style of the lady! Is that glamor purchased it in Oxford or "Los Patios de Mona"?
THE HIGHLIGHTS.

PASSION FOR JUSTICE (Columbia Radio-Saturday November 6): Juan Diego Castro's lawyer presented a shocking case of a mother who lost her daughter and already have long waiting seven years for final decision.

In this blessed country the only thing that slowly passes is the ambition of politicians for easy money.

WORD ZERO (Rain Forest Radio, 960 AM, Saturday 6 November-12: 30 pm): César Angulo presented us by surprise a stunning interview with the writer, idealist late politician Carlos Luis Fallas ("Calufa").

ALSO HIGHLIGHTS: They are the publications "Alajuelita: You Are My Canton" and "The Costa Rican Mentor" who edits and directs Faith Fernando Bonilla, who also has the "On the Corner Park" for Costa Rica Radio (930 AM) Saturdays from 3 pm

For things like the above should be used on the radio, not for popularizing it as they do in a station at the entrance of a morning.

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SPORT EXPRESS (107.1 FM-Friday, 22 October-7: 35 am): "I remember when in the seventies VIAM series on television." ("The Black" Enriquez). Pure corn

futbolero! EXTRA
NEWS CHANNEL 42 (Wednesday, 27 October-6: 30 pm): "The passage of the chief of that institution SUN WAS A DAY." (Alexis Jiménez).

could hardly be SOL OF A NIGHT.

NEWS (Tuesday, November 2, Radio Columbia 98.7 FM-11: 10 am): "The Three Kings come and do not come with them Hernando Avilés. (Javier Rojas, a scholar in football, politics and music).

can not come because he died in 1986. Javier said that just the Day of the Dead.

ARBITRATION AND MORE (America Radio, 780 am, Wednesday, 20 October): Miguel Angel Aguero reported with pride that participate in a charity tennis tournament for celebrities.

So bad are the "celebrities"?
Intruder (Friday October 15-Channel 11-8:05 pm): "Evita Arguedas, an independent deputy." (Writing).

A little over six months is not that Evita deputy. In addition, as a member was negligible.

In what planet these people live?
THE WORLD OF SPORT (Wednesday, 27 October-100.7 FM-3: 55 pm): "Pay that amount to La Volpe is a mortal sin." (Jorge Alarcón).

He said a Mexican, but the trouble is that "palms" are Ticos.

BREAKING THE SILENCE (La Gigante 800 AM-Friday, 29 October-7: 50 pm): "I called my government as an advisor to Don Rodrigo Arias because it is a brilliant man." (Abel Pacheco).

regard to the "brilliant", the report "State of the Nation" proves otherwise.

To Abelito "the brightest" were always politically opposite side and, as gift or fair, he said: "Thanks." What terrible

politicians have in our country!, Until "agüevan"! DNA
TODAY (90.7 FM, Tuesday, 2 November): We heard the minister speak Tijerino very unwise and without considering the situation on our northern border is not new. Did you forget that "one side" in 1981 we sent the bones of chickens, cows and pigs, saying they were "the remains of our heroes of 1856?
the morning of April 10, 1981, Don Rodrigo Carazo (RIP) with great patriotic fervor and civic tico, said: "Step heroes! "as the" zoological huesera "sounded like Indian rattle within its walls made of wood.

hesitate here is "the land of the bright"!
IN A MORNING (Thursday, 4 November): "Celebrities would not return to Dancing for a Dream."

jefecito An order of René Picado and those "famous chayotera" dance to "The Giant" in "Chinaman." They are exhibitionists, exhibitionists simply devoid of any aesthetic dance.


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LOKOMIX SPORTS (Sunday October 24 Heredia-Radio, 890 AM-5: 55 pm): "That starved Leo Cordero will listen to me." (Pedro Arguedas).

The ring is going to get much more hectic, I see and hear.

CHANNEL 6 (Sunday October 17, before the match FC-Barrio Limón Mexico): "The John Goban, a stadium MILLENNIUM." ("Pilo" Obando).

can never have that stage, or another thousand years. Do not be so exaggerated and mozote "Pilo" Obando. In the same broadcast: "This left-handed and fired a shot." (Hernán Morales).

Was a football game or a western? Peeling
EYE (Radio Monumental Tuesday, 19 October-5: 05 pm): "If there is something difficult, according to the deputies of different Banque. (Cristian). BANQUE

Some want the 57 deputies, but you can not, unfortunately. SPORTS

CURRENT (107.1 FM "After the League match-UCR):" The referee was in a good optical sight. " (José Manuel "La Mona" Vargas). In other words, does the referee saw the play very well with your eyes? Where will?
HERE'S THE THING (Radio Monumental Tuesday 19 October-3: 15 pm): "I have been dead a good friend of mine who was a close friend." (Alberto Canas, another scholar idiomatic).

not say!: Our deepest condolences.

BREAKING THE SILENCE (Tuesday October 19 Giant-Radio, 800 AM-7: 50 pm): "In Costa Rica do have men to hit women and booze binge" (Alice Jons). Mrs. Alice

prescribed us an absolute truth. Congratulations. On the same program (Friday, 15 October-7: 55 pm): "The more I Jarte, the more I like it, the more I hate, the more I like it." (Marvin Sandí).

Sadomasochism " radio? EXTRA
NEWS CHANNEL 42 (Section "Recado"-Wednesday, 13 October-10: 50 pm): Boys, in which university they were taught to write "huviera? How
"The U-LTRA?
BY STREET bitterness (Tuesday, 19 October-Current Radio, 107.1 FM): "The old song" received the visit of Charles ("Pituza) Gutiérrez and, of course, there were those who told him that his compositions" no are national or Costa Ricans. "

People still have not heard any talk of "the universality of music."

An example: The music of "Point Guanacaste is the Paraguayan Agustín Barrios. We suppose that's why the clueless do not consider "national."

Intruder (Tuesday October 19-Channel 11-8:25 pm): "I have a girlfriend who is Costa Rica." (Otto Guevara).

How all national politicians? Bombetón and demagogue "?!
THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE (Giant Radio-Tuesday, 19 October-11: 35 am): "The only way this country is armed revolution" (Victor Barrantes). Is it true? Political masters: When people start talking that way, be careful, very careful. Bear in mind that so speaking, is a worthy Costa Rica is not a charlatan like many of you. INSIDE FOOTBALL

(Channel 33, Monday, 18 October): Javier Rojas came to the program wearing a military jacket similar to those used by Fidel Castro.

"Pure coincidence or sheer admiration?
"Comandante Javier" Socialists of the World, salute you.

NATIONAL REALITY AND SPARK: Since the people began to tell the lady "Doña Abelito." "Deserved or not apodito?: So far it is well deserved.

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If a sports-football fan is in the morning, of course, is called "Sports Breakfast."

If it's noon, "Lunch Deportivo."

If later in the day: "Sports Dinner."

futbolero If a narrator called Hugo, is nicknamed "Hugol!"
What most creative people!
5 TO 7 (Radio Omega-Wednesday, 20 October-5: 50 pm): "I worked in a pet shop." ("Porcionzón").

now know where he got his vocation humorous.

NR6 (Monday, 18 October-7: 45 pm-Channel 6): Ricardo La Volpe is very eager to begin work. " (The chachalaca futbolero Paul Aguafurris).

With a salary of ONE MILLION AND A HALF colones a day ... everyone is eager to begin work! Since the press
soccer began to stroke his private parts to almighty argentino "The Fox."

IN A MORNING (Monday, 18 October): "On Saturday, Costa Rica turned Baglioni IN THE CENTER OF THE WORLD."

What kind of unreality and musical conformism!
IN THE SAME MORNING (Tuesday, 19 October): "DNA premiere Issuer Talking on Talk program Sylvia Rodriguez. "

"" Loose talk "is not what you already do a lot of people on the radio? How original!
in the same issue: "Mauricio Astorga Mexico receives CABARET THEATRE workshops."

"Go as far as here on these workshops?
NR6 (Thursday October 21): Dear journalists: Which college were taught to write "invasion"? In the "U-fa"?
THE ASYLUM OF LAUGHTER (Tuesday, 26 October-6: 20 am-Radio Omega): Citing a national riquillos family, were identified as Carlos Alvarez RACE PREMIUM.

case of a radio station in town, that description sounded too sobalevista and ... sapazo! SURPRISES
FIXED.

"According to Transparency International Costa Rica is one of the least corrupt countries in the World."

These people probably have very little sight "transparent."

"TSE rejects the PAC in 1200 million colones in campaign expenses." They

chispoteó!
"At any time we wanted to pay more than 30% for the bonds of political debt." ("The Least Bad"). Do

bonds acquired immediate family shall be the same (bad) luck?
"Where there's smoke." (Extra-Editorial Journal October 28).

brings to Eden Pastora!
"Club Sport Herediano insisted it missing for thirty years and twenty-eight". (A contertulio futbolero). Best

it had committed a "Neco" the mozote of "Beverly Hills Sports."

SHALAL (TV Azteca-Thursday, 28 October): "Agustin Lara was cheesy." (Chavela Vargas). For this go around saying that it is not policy!
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's the thing (Radio Monumental Monday, 11 October-3: 20 pm): "Yesterday I asked a question a journalist." (Linguistic scholar Fernando Durán Ayanegui).

not say! Duran
in this mini-program replaces a recently deceased Guillermo Villegas.

COLUMBIA RADIO (Friday, 8 October-8 pm): "The earthquake was quite PROLONGED IN MATTER OF TIME." (Arturo Cartín).

That happens to "prolong" that says more than it should.

Intruder (Friday, 8 October-8: 10 pm-Channel 11): "Now that Dona Amelia Rueda will be devoted only to its program we may find deeper into their issues. " (The colomba Paula Amado).

already knows Dona Amelia, for lessons of "insightful journalism", to use ... "The Intrusion of showbiz!" Falters is with the people in this country does not know about!
By the way: Why do our media are overrun by colombas, Venezuelan, Argentine and other paratroopers? This country seems "Oscarito Tower." (Before "Torre de Babel").

TV GUIDE (Sunday October 3rd): "Marriage is a business." (Lynda Diaz). "About

all for certain women? TALKING THROUGH CLEAR
(Radio Columbia-Monday 11 October): Vilma Ibarra met in the program with two national intellectual and verbal resolved all the problems that ... China!
do we know in this tiny country!
THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE (Tuesday October 12, Giant Radio, 800 AM-11: 45 am): A distinguished lady called to complain because in a Channel 7 program, awarded to a dog who only came to "piss."

case of canine sections or not, in Costa Rica today can not miss the dogs on a leash ... and the people "pissed."

MONUMENTAL RADIO (Tuesday, 12 October-2: 35 pm): "Tonight Ricardo La Volpe (" The Fox "in English) will analyze the match Costa Rica-El Salvador ONLY WITH U.S.." (In a "maintenance" or forward).

that would be the height and "The Fox" walk selling "exclusive" in our country!
But as Channel 6 also had the "exclusive" of Argentina (Aztec) during the same game, we realized that the press now smelling flatulence soccer goes to "slut." What ambientillo

decadent! TELETICA
SPORTS (Sunday, 10 October-Party-Lime Saprissa FC): "All Blacks". (Everardo Herrera limonenses referring to players). Very technical

watching "The Throat"! During the same transmission
the unimaginative Daniel Quirós gave him the nickname "The Black Spider" Dexter Caribbean goalkeeper Lewis, while shaking everyone baking for "El Mariachi."

CANAL 7 (Tuesday October 12-During the rescue of the first miners): "Listen to these images." (Gines Rodriguez).

Twenty minutes later: "Listen to these images." (Pilar Cisneros). It seems that both

ignore you hear "audio" and not "images."

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DON NEWS (Channel 11 Friday, 1 October-6: 40 pm): "Star of world motorcycling COLLARBONE LEAVE THE TRACK." (Fabian Bourbon)
suffered a double fracture of the poor, but he kept his collarbone on the runway, wore it to the hospital.

Estilachos!
ARBITRATION AND MORE (America Radio, 780 AM, Wednesday, 6 October-4: 32 pm): "To govern this country is A KINDER COLLEGE RULE. " (Ramón Luis Mendez).

say good languages \u200b\u200bLeonardo ("Man Thing") Garnier will hire as a consultant in higher education. In rare nothing would!
NATIONAL RADIO (101.5 FM, Monday 27 September-4: 10 pm): "Thank you, Mr. President, good afternoon deputies colleagues, good afternoon to those who hear or see this program on radio or television. (A deputy named Arias another kestrel Will "The National Political Guru"?).

It turns out that for the deputy TRANSMISSION legislative plenary session is a program.

Where will that kind of pompous?
IN A MORNING (Monday, 13 September): "Carlos Alvarez IS GROWING: cast buttocks."

not be selfish, Rene Barboza urgently needs a bit of that growth.

DAILY EXTRA (Wednesday, 6 October): "The player Pablo Herrera lives in Norway with his girlfriend for a year, but ruled out marriage."

Will the players (and not ready ADULT FOOTBALL ...) nationals have the ability to be more discreet, restrained, gentlemanly and analytical of their own social situation?
WORDS "NEW"
PALABRAFEAR: UNDAF "Licho" Valerio "sporty feel." (Saturday October 2).

TROPHIES: Arturo Kovac on "We Are Friends." (Saturday October 2).

What they meant only they know. If

by ticos talkers, we would have a big dictionary that DRAE by the many words invented.

What most creative people!
INGENUOUS: The friend Jaime Peña ("Controversy", Radio Columbia) was an effective collaborator Carlos Roversi during the last political campaign, but now, drawing or Vice Chancellor does not answer calls. It

Jaime forgot that ALL NATIONAL POLITIQUILLOS are egalitarian ticos, once they come to power throw "scaffolding." For that race does not have or friendship or loyalty. But forget that ... it will pass.

COLUMBIA NEWS (Friday, 8 October-6: 45 am): "We need to prepare people with EMPRENDEDURISMO." (Olman Segura, CEO of the INA). Strange

speak those lecture-cal and intellectual! So weird
taught him to speak his little Entrepreneur Advisory Information Lorenita Sibaja?
IN A MORNING (Saturday, 25 September): "Speak CAFRES."

"And fight in the stadium?
DIARIO EXTRA (Saturday, 4 September): "Fieston by two years of Multicolor Bingo."

Any of those attending the bash have heard of a disease that is severely affecting thousands of people called Gambling?
Of course not, because in our country DANCE FOR FOOD Apes.

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