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PUBLIC (English newspaper) reported that Toni Garrido and Xosé Castro's radio program "Proper Case" together a series of blunders from listeners and a book published this material . Following are some examples of its contents:
"I will investigate my tree gynecologist." (Genealogy).
"I'm going to take a year SAFAR. (Sabbath).
"I could not call because I had a SKIN HEAD." (Sprain).
"I come to take my son to PEDERAST." (Pediatrician).
"was presented in the ER with a sperm blown up." (Swollen testicle).
"The lady can not sign and asked if I could put GENITAL THEIR MARK." (Fingerprint or fingerprint).
"I bought a TV a poultice." (Plasma).
Do you realize?: We are not alone!
Now let's get on with it:
NEWS (Channel 11 Tuesday, 23 November-6: 50 pm): "The arrival of pubic hair is of concern in children." (Paul Ulloa). These
PUBIC HAIR not public, boy.
NEWS (Radio Columbia-Friday, 19 November-11: 55 am): "Yesterday we passed the DOME OF THE CATREDRAL ALAJUELA." (Javier Rojas).
Commander: Beware of a severe drop!
HERE'S THE THING (Radio Monumental Tuesday, 23 November-3: 10 pm): "We warn CONTROL TOWER TO BE CUT COMMERCIAL. (Fernando Durán Ayanegui).
Have turned the radio on a plane?
IN A MORNING (Friday, 19 November-Column "Eyes Open"): "Let the TV so imprisoned." (Referring to one commentator futbolero).
Not found another title appropriate and least "coloriento?
NR6 (Channel 6-Monday, 22 November-7: 22 pm): "For more money to put Venezuela and Iran to make a canal, Nicaraguan rulers stolen." (Álvaro Ramos).
calm, calm, we support our country with wisdom, intelligence and by the established laws.
RADIO NEWS AMERICA (Monday, 22 November-780 AM-5: 05 pm): "They will create safe TOREROS OF bullfighting."
And for those involved in bullfighting bullfighting no?
IN A MORNING (Wednesday, 24 November): "Some 51% disapprove hiring La Volpe and 33% approve. " Lighter
not sing or Plácido Domingo. These contracts are offensive to disproportionate million six hundred thousand poor people living in this underdeveloped country. The only people who are as crazy with the hiring of La Volpe journalists are classic tangos and dances argentinófilos tops in dirty fingernails.
COLUMBIA RADIO (Wednesday, 24 November-4: 10 pm): "Here are JÚLIBU reactions" (Arturo Cartín). So many gave
jubilation after the ruling in relation to the mine Crucitas. The editor of this column as well. The
demonstrated that even JÚLIBU were few independent radio producers in advance of the decision had already sold their souls to pisuicas by a fucking ad. They only showed and will continue, with no principles.
TIME NO NAME ("Top 40"-Wednesday 24 November-5: 45 pm): "I Sabanilla mayoral" (Pelaez). Sabanilla
not Canton but not in Colombia, slimy.
Click! Until our next line.
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